white people have no cultu-
white people food is bland and stolen from other count-
white people are forcing their way into non-white religions and using them as costumes with no regard to the actual belie-
I used to have a thigh gap but now I’m down with thigh gaps because one time I was taking a shit and something surprised me so I dropped my phone and it slid through my thigh gap into the toilet and broke
trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them