taco-bell-rey:

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

kuttithevangu:

smallestcitrus:

Im drunk in a uber and just gazed upon two dudes in a dunkin donuts having an arm wrestling match

This is how they decide the mayor of Boston

myrrhguy:

sandersstudies:

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

wlwkara:

butchscientist:

butchscientist:

i just had the absolute WORST realization

glee would have covered despacito

this is so sad rachel berry sing despacito

wokebae:

*cartoon sleeping noises* snnnnork mimimimimi

thewickedavatar:

merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt:

thewickedavatar:

bunny-realness:

i’m here for luck, louis wain (1926)

Natalie.

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

• Stay safe
• Congratulations
• That’s what they all say
• Different strokes for different folks
• I hope you have the time of your life
• But you have so much to live for
• Please explain

tvguts: